It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, KWAME, a Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities. The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history."
The Lecturer asked;who said "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for KWAME, who had his hand up. KWAME replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said; "The land use act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from KWAME: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you should be ashamed. KWAME, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper from one of the students saying "Ghana must go" "who said that?" she demanded, KWAME put his hand up again, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now" who said that? Again, KWAME said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" KWAME jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." KWAME frantically yelled at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!" KWAME whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" KWAME smiled replied; "Obasanjo to IBB, 2011" Now the Lecturer manages to get up and asks KWAME; pls, who're you? Show your self.. KWAME jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012
I want to meet KWAME hehehe
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